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**SALEM COUNTRY CLUB**
**NO MEN. NO MASTERS. JUST MARTINIS.**
A retro witch shirt for anyone who likes their Halloween stylish, sarcastic, and slightly hostile to the patriarchy.
This bold vintage-inspired design features a glamorous witch, martini, broomstick, crescent moon, and saturated spooky-season color with a sharp chartreuse pop.
Printed on a soft, garment-dyed **Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee** with a relaxed, lived-in feel.
**Details**
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Garment-dyed for a soft vintage look
• Vibrant full-color front print
• Available in multiple witchy colorways
• Designed by Coven No. 1031 by Serpent + Dahlia
**Sizing**
Order your usual size for a relaxed fit or size up for an oversized look.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and the garment-dye process.
Perfect for Halloween parties, spooky cocktail hour, witchy wardrobes, feminist gifts, and anyone who prefers martinis over masters.
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$31.00